

"I bet you're dying to know who's riding this absolutely sick, insanely cool, straight-up illegal-levels-of-awesome motorcycle?" "That's right — it's me! Billy Kid!" Ugh, Wait a sec, this intro's kinda cringe... I was tryna go for something way cooler and more hype with like explosions and AHHHHH is my time almost up?! O—Okay, I gotta strike my coolest pose!